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7aki: The case of the deadly butter Chicken Bob: Hahahahaha – Are you gonna read it? 7aki: If you buy it I will borrow it from you. Bob: I thought ...
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Bob: The 7aki’s are part of the 1 percent 7aki: Holllaaaaaaa. But why does the 99 percent go on more vacations? Bob: Two reasons: 1- To escape a horrible day ...
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Little 7aki has a magazine sale fundraiser at her school. 7aki emailed all the friends and family to buy a magazine. ——————————————- 7aki: Buy a magazine or !!!!! LOL. ...
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Bob: So I’m reading this story of the Indian dude Anil Kumar who gave insider secrets to a hedge fund. Anil had everything – power, money, prestige etc – he ...
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So so so, my sister arrived from Amman yesterday and brought me some loot: Some fun stuff from Jo Bedu: I just died and went to heaven… Bisset shaware3… And ...
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Bob: This is 2 days in a row – where you are too well made up to work in this joint. You should be working in the financial district. 7aki: ...
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Bob: This is 2 days in a row – where you are too well made up to work in this joint. You should be working in the financial district. 7aki: ...
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I hear little feel patterning and soft little squeaky voices whispering. My bedroom door opens and then closes. I glance at the clock, it’s 6:30 AM. Yaaaaaaawn. not getting up. ...
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2011 kicked my ass. Career wise: I got the job of my dreams … and lost it. This sucked for me the most and took me about 6 months to ...
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Today marks the 11th year wedding anniversary for me and Baba 7aki. Just saying I have been married for 11 years makes me feel old!!!!exclamation mark!!!! What’s an anniversary without ...
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And it comes in a jar. It’s a butter … that is made out of …. Wait for it … waiiiit for it … COOKIES!!!!! It’s Trader Joe’s Speculoos Cookie ...
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Bob: Its only 9:36 AM and wifey just called me from a store and wants to buy 2 patio lounge chairs. $120 Dollars . done . 7aki: Hahahaha Bob: Who ...
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Yeah, being at work and opening your blog and getting the finger, blog post below this one, is NOT a good idea, HAHAHAHA. So let me tell you how shitty it ...
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So on Saturday I managed to slice my finger and it hurts like a MOFO. The cut was SO deep, I called out: “Babaaaa 7aaaki! I think my finger is ...
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… and it’s called Baby Alive Wet and Giggle. The key word here is WET, she wets her diaper. KILL ME NOW!!! Little Buddha, who is almost 3, is ...
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Little Buddha: What’s that noise? Is someone ho’ing outside. 7aki (double take) : What was that? whose doing what? Little Buddha: I hear baba ho’ing outside. 7aki:😯 ? what? little ...
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(A guest post by Bob) I hate my job so much that l’d rather spend time detailing inane conversations l have…. Sunday night, wife and l are at the park ...
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It’s been a while since I posted one of these so I think it’s a good time to do that. My first recommendation today which is good for 3 – ...
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I took the girls swimming this weekend. Little 7aki was drying herself after we got out of the water. Little 7aki: Mama? 7aki: Yes. Little 7aki: Are we wet when ...
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7aki: I hate Monday. Bob: Monday is an ass. 7aki: Eff Monday. Bob: Monday should be shot. 7aki: Monday should be stabbed with a pencil. Bob: I spit on Monday. ...
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Buddha has been recently, VERY recently, potty trained; she’s been clean for 4 weeks now, I really need to share the experience with you, I am still MORTIFIED at how ...
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I have lost something dear to me and I am announcing here on the internet in hopes that SOMEONE out there will find it. I am so sad by this ...
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I have not laughed so hard at a movie theater for a very, very , very long time! So long in fact I actually don’t remember when. The movie was ...
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This is selling in downtown Toronto EVERYWHERE! Could be yours for the low price of 19.99! It’s a T-Shirt. CRACKS.ME.UP! ———————————————— If you would like to leave a comment you ...
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Baba 7aki found this note posted in the mens bathroom. LMAO ———————————————— If you would like to leave a comment you can register here first. You only need to register ...
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So tomorrow is the end of the world as we know it, well according to Harold Camping anyways, so this post is a “how to” get ready for judgment day. ...
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I needed a snack so I reached into my goodies kitchen cabinet (yes I have one and it’s spilling with stuff) and I got a bag of chips, I opened ...
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7aki: Life is a bitch. Bob: Life wouldn’t be such a bitch if you come up here for lunch. (Up here is really far from where 7aki works) 7aki: How ...
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OH EM GEE it’s May already! How does time fly like that? Why has 7aki not been blogging a lot? It’s because life has been bitch slapping 7aki, that’s why. ...
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My little Buddha who calls her belly boody. She is sooooo funny. She says: Mama, talk to me, talk to me mama, mama, talk to me …. so … I ...
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This book is soooooooooooo funny! The story behind it is that the book author Justin Halpern had a 2 year long distance relationship with his girlfriend; he lived and worked ...
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I read The girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played With Fire and The girl who kicked the hornets nest by Stieg Larsson and thought they were OK. ...
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I didn’t mean for this 10 year wedding anniversary blog to drag on forever. I promise this is the last post about this but look at what Baba 7aki got ...
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I loved Then We Came to the End by Joshua Ferris. The whole book is written in the plural first person. This is how we are introduced to the characters: ...
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BamBam (who’s a good friend) emailed me today and told me that I was a “Poo Poo Head” for cramping Baba 7aki’s style and that I should have let him ...
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I have read over 13 books in the past months and have not reviewed them. BAD 7aki. I have been partly busy, partly unmotivated and partly lazy . I like ...
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Tomorrow marks baba 7akis and my 10 year wedding anniversary. Holy Cow man … 10 years!!!! I can’t believe it. He’s so cute. About 2 weeks ago he comes in ...
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It’s hard for me to find anything on the internet that makes me laugh , but this!!!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Source Filed under: bizzaro land, dysfunction, Funny, Hilarious, humor, inhumane, less-than-nothing, ...
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I think some people think that when they have headphones on that are cranked up that they become invisible; not only nobody can hear them but also no one can ...
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It was indeed PROVEN, with not a shadow of a doubt that all the trouble coming lately into my life is from the Evil eye . It’s an eye I ...
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So remember when I told you that Armageddon hit the 7aki household and everything turned into hell? One of the things that happened was that the washing machine broke down ...
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There was a series of unfortunate events that just bombarded me in the past 3 weeks. It’s like I had a lot of bad things piled up waiting to hit ...
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Alright, so as I mentioned in my previous post, little Buddha is a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit diva-isk, she wants what she wants and she wants it NOOOOOOOWWWW. It all started when ...
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Man it feels I have not blogged for ages. Well I did not blog for ages. I have been really busy at work, no time to screw around busy. Oh, ...
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(This post was written by the Bob man, comments in bold by 7aki) 7aki has left us for a new job. She has decided that she would rather get paid ...
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Me: Check this out it is soooooo funny! http://thebloggess.com/?p=7306 Bob: Funny stuff. Your ‘un-review‘ post is funny as well. Who is funnier? You or 7aki? Me: You tell me. Bob: ...
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I have broken a record with this one. This is the first time EVER in the history of MY LIFE that I read four pages of a book that: - ...
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Me: What would you buy if you win a Million Dollars? Little 7aki: I would buy a Unicorn. Me: HAHAHAHA. OK what would your taita (Grandma) buy? Little 7aki: She ...
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The non fiction book “What the Dog Saw” by Malcolm Gladwell is a fun book to read. The book contains 19 essays that Malcolm wrote in the New Yorker spanning ...
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I sent Bob a picture of peanut, who by the way I am calling little Buddha from now on because, seriously, she has a Buddha belly that Buddha would be ...
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LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. I have not read a non fiction kinda scientific book (biology) in a while that was sooooo much fun, the author, Hannah ...
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Ok so The World According to Garp by John Irving is apparently sooooo popular that it was voted as one of the best 100 books of the century by readers ...
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I like everything Malcolm Gladwell writes . I have read The Tipping Point and Blink and enjoyed them immensely so when I saw this book with my buddy Bob I ...
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What shocked me the most about the book “The Glass Castle” is the fact that it is a memoir. I kept saying to myself, there is NO WAY there are ...
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This book is BRILLIANT! I’ve never encountered this style of writing before and it took me by surprise! I couldn’t stop giggling all throughout the book because the writing style ...
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I loved watching the first 2 seasons of the show True Blood so when I knew there were NINE books that inspired the show I jumped right in and started ...
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World Without End is a sequel of The Pillars of the Earth. A book rich in history, social issues and religion with architecture sprinkled on top. Unlike the pillars of ...
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The first time I tasted total and complete independence I found it liberating. This happened during my University years, in one of the summer terms to be specific. I had ...
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I am a big fan of the outlander series by Diana Gabaldon. The Outlander series is a story about a woman who lived around the time of world war II ...
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OK this title could be misleading because most of the books I read in 2009 have been published for years but none the less they affected me in 2009 one ...
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I could not stop watching yesterday as President Obama delivered his speech. I thought he kicked ass and I liked what he had to say. Here are some excerpts: So ...
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Are you ready to be amazed? Escalators. You know why? Because even when they fail/break down they are still functioning. They turn into stairs. What do you think is the ...
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When I was planning on posting this post I wanted to speak poetically about marriage and how it’s pretty cool and stuff. The craziness of the fact that it’s been ...
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I have never in my life read a book so full of despair, every time you think there is hope and your spirits lift you turn the page and you ...
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I was supposed to do my 2009 favorites in 2009 but what can I say, I can never conform to any deadlines or rules, rules and deadlines are for sissy’s. ...
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Little 7aki: Is Damn a bad word? Me: What do you think? Little 7aki: I think it’s bad. Me: Yes. It is considered bad to some people . Some people ...
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Where do I begin with this one. The fact that the cast was perfect? I would not change anyone. The fact that the Graphics were BEYOND this world? The planet ...
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I haven’t done any quizzes for a very long time. So I thought, why not. Nishita inspired this post. I like Nishita, she’s interesting. Your Blog Should Be Yellow You’re ...
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On Tuesday I paid a nice visit to the torture chamber Oral surgeon and I got my wisdom tooth extracted. Said tooth was sitting harmlessly in my mouth minding it’s ...
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Remember that mystery I recently talked about, “The Mystery of the Disappearing Socks”. Why do our socks get lost in the process of washing? Well wonder no more because I ...
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Two words, Team Jacob. The movie was a hundred times better than Twilight. Twilight bored me to tears when I watched it, it was so bad, but this movie was ...
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I seldom take books out from the library, I take out a lot of Audio books but not actual paper books. It always seems that the popular books are always ...
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There are two chairs I don’t like to occupy; Dentists and Hair dressers. They both manage to make me super self-conscious. With Hair dressers my hair is never good enough, ...
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Me: I am going to buy 2 bars of chocolate, one for you and one for me and peanut to share. Little 7aki: Can I have a piece from yours ...
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Moderate Muslim Women in the Muslim Society have it hard. Last Eid got me thinking about the state of Moderate Muslim families / non practicing Muslims particularly women. We have ...
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“Ten days after the war ended, my sister Laura drove a car off a bridge.” These words are spoken by Iris Chase Griffen, married at eighteen to a wealthy industrialist ...
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I watched the movie “The golden compass” when it first came out, although I haven’t had read the book at the time, and was very disappointed in it. I thought ...
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What fabrications they are, mothers. Scarecrows, wax dolls for us to stick pins into, crude diagrams. We deny them an existence of their own, we make them up to suit ...
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I recently finished reading the infamous Twilight book Series . There are four books in the series : Twilight , New Moon , Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The first book ...
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The H1N1 vaccine is finally ready in Canada and it’s getting shipped out to all clinics and I have to make the decision whether to give it to my Girls ...
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I always admired Rana Husseini’s work but after I read her book “Murder in the Name of Honor” I now admire her even more for her courage, drive and continuous ...
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Due to expensive housing, most Canadians live an average of about 40 KM from work. Getting to work is truly a challenge especially during the cold stormy winter months. Taking ...
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Join us Posted in 7aki mish fadi, Blog Action Day...
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- Some people SHOULD NOT be allowed to procreate and pass down their genes. - I can’t believe it, no matter how early I show up at work there are ...
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My new cubicle is located right next to the lunch room so I get to hear a lot of chatter during the day so I will start a series called: ...
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I was watching Queen Rania during her discussion at Yale university and a question she was asked really bothered me. Females are always asked this question especially women in big leadership roles and who happen ...
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So I am back in the work force and it took me a record 3 days to realize that although I am excited to be back at work and that ...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. kanyelicious your own site here Posted in drama, Entertainment, Funny, Hilarious, humor, Mindless Crap...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. kanyelicious your own site here Posted in drama, Entertainment, Funny, Hilarious, humor, Mindless Crap...
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Bowling shoes are sooooo gross. Why do we need to still in this day and age wear them? They gross me out and give me the heebie jeebies. Speaking of ...
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This mystery has been plaguing me since I got married. Well you see, before I got married I never did any laundry so I didn’t even know that this problem ...
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The whole movie was under raps until it was released and I think it was easy to keep it under raps because all the cast were new actors or actors ...
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I am back to reading, gearing up to go back to work. Oiling those rusty gears in my brain. About a week ago I finished reading the book “Wish You ...
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Wake up at 8 am , dress little 7aki to get her ready for her first day of school. We get to the school and little 7aki is very excited ...
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A beautiful soul has passed away away from fear, away from pain A beautiful soul left love behind for us to hold, for us to find A beautiful soul that ...
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When you place a new toilet paper roll (and for all that’s holy in the world) it has to be over like so : And not under like so: End of ...
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